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And I don't even READ Romance Novels...

  • Jun. 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 PM
Singing Jessica
[info]mdyesowitch linked to this post about romance novel warning systems and I nearly spit water on my keyboard before I got past the second category of stories, so I had to share.

(No really...I'm working here. Don't you see me working?)

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[info]bettybaker wrote:
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
OOOH! Now we need icons for different types of non-monogamy to post on Internet profiles and to print on name badges. For example, the red heart with a black garter could signifgy "just here for the sex, no romance desired".
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[info]kailara wrote:
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
Red heart flanked on either side by a pink heart and a blue heart - HBB.

Two hearts with a whip - poly and dom

Two hearts with a coil of rope - poly and sub

Two hearts with whips, rope and cuffs - poly switch

Two or more hearts (all red) with a padlock - polyfi

Two blue hearts - ploy gay male

Two pink hearts - poly lesbian

Etc etc...
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[info]bettybaker wrote:
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:58 pm (UTC)
Black heart with crossed fingers - cheater
Two or more white hearts - seeks platonic life partners
Heart flanked by comedy and tragedy masks - dramatic polyamorist
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[info]kailara wrote:
Jun. 23rd, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
Two hearts with a maid's outfit - couple seeks HBB for housekeeping

Series of hearts along a dotted line - serial monogamist

Red heart and black heart - poly but haven't told my S.O. yet

Red heart and white heart - poly with mono spouse/life partner

Rainbow hearts with whip - poly, bi, kinky

same with a lock - poly, bi, kinky and still not interested
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[info]gwenrose wrote:
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
You lie you are so not working. *wink*
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[info]kailara wrote:
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
Honest to god! See...right here...I've sent a BUNCH of emails just recently! At least three in the last hour! ;P
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